T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings.!
Best and funny T-Shirt qoutes and sayings
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- I’m the person your mother warned you about.
- I’m not as dumb as you look.
- No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.
- We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.
- Never kick a man unless he’s down.
- There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
- Work is the curse of the drinking class.
- The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.
- How can I love you if you won’t lie down ?
- I wear the brains in the family.
- There’s no future in time travel.
- Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.
- Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.
- I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant
- I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.
- I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
- Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.
- All men are idiots And I married their king.
- Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
- My Dog Can Lick Anyone.
- Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.
- People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
- There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
- Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
- A day without sunshine is like night.
- Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?
- Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.
- The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
- I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
- I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.
- Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
- I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
- If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
- Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
- All men are idiots And I married their king.
- In America Anyone Can Be President That’s One of the Risks You Take.
- Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
- No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway!
- Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!
- I wear the brains in the family.
- BEER It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
- Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.
- There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
- A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS–But it uses up a thousand times the memory.
- Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
- Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
- We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
- It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
- Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer
- Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.
- Weapons Of Mass Distraction.
- This is my drinking shirt.
- I can resist everything except temptation.
- Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
- Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?
- Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.
- I don’t know what makes you dumb But it really works.
- Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.
- Us blondes aren’t dumb.
- Wasted All The Time.
- Life’s Too Short To Date Ugly Women.
- Blonde and proud of it.
- Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person.
- Don’t make me call out my Flying Monkeys.
- I’m with Stupid.
- I don’t need no Educashun.
